February 2010
“i wanna see your bum
i don’t care what you say,
no i don’t have feelings...”
– “Show Me Your Genitals” by John Lajoie. Most misogynistic song ever. Funny as hell. (via johnnygat)
January 2010
The Many Different Wizards One Sees at Hogwarts...
weasleylove:
These type of wizards claim to be “particularly good finders.” To that you reply with the following:
“What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?”
Be aware: If you attempt to kill one of these wizards, they might just start wearing glitter and call themselves a vampire.
So
I’m at work right now, hence the tumbling, and an elderly man just came up and told me that I’m a good-looking woman in disguise, and I should stop trying to look unattractive. I am not sure if this is a compliment. He also said it’s fitting that I work in a library. I assume he was talking about my glasses. I am very much creeped out.
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G4L
You better appreciate it, because writing this made me late for work. :)
lizzieradio:
i love this girl. this made me legit smile big.
lykeomgchristie:
Here’s why Lizzie Russo is my best friend:
In most aspects, we are complete opposites. She is so creative and musically amazing, and she’s so passionate about her singing. I, on the other hand, am tone deaf and put all my time into my...
Here’s why Lizzie Russo is my best friend:
In most aspects, we are complete opposites. She is so creative and musically amazing, and she’s so passionate about her singing. I, on the other hand, am tone deaf and put all my time into my schoolwork. She wants to become famous in front of the cameras, or at least directing them. I want to do all the behind-the-scenes work like editing...
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I definitely would be a cat lady by now. [click] →
Watchmattedits:
dangurewitch:
Honest Twister Commercial. Written by me, directed by Josh - whose expressions make me laugh to no end. A quick and fun one. Left hand ass, right hand digg it.
Here’s a little number that I edited. Lot’s of funny moments in this. Adam and Josh play great creepy guys.
Enjoy it! Reblog it! digg it!
Why?
WHY DO I ALWAYS ATTRACT THE CREEPERS?
